Hilarkous
often, whence typing the word “hilarious”, one is so juiced that the common error of replacing the “i” with a “k” occurs, creating hilarkous. you know that something is especially comical when hilarkous is used in type.
ll: dude i know
ll: that’s why i get the small skis
lindsay: yours were for a midget
lindsay: hilarkous
lindsay: dude
lindsay: new flight of the conchors = hilarkous
lindsay: ahhhhhhhhahah sweet jesus i cannot breathe right now, i am about to p–p my tights, this is the most hilarkous sh-t i have ever heard.
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