hilde the bum


a big b-m that likes to eat peubs. in his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his b-tthole and makes him lick her t-ts. he tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. he is a b-m.
“oh god, don’t be such a hilde”
“i did a hilde the b-m to my mom last night”

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