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hillsoboro a city on the westside of
the portland metropolitan area

also known as hillsburrito due to the large mexican population on the east side of the city.

altough the population is sixth highest in the state of oregon, the crime rate is twice that of the largest city in oregon being portland.
white boy 1: were going to hillsboro

white boy 2: oh no shouldnt we watch out for the kerby blocc crips and the woodlawn park bloods?

white boy 1:no dude those are the p-ssy gangs that dont do anything from portland

white boy 2: oh yeah we have to worry about the hillsboro 18th streeters and the loc’d out surenos
also known as los burros de hill… or hillisburro. hehau!!! hehau!!!
” the hillsboro mascot is an eagle but it should be a donkey!!!”
normally refering to the small town of hillsboro nj, in the center of the state. it consist of an array of personality types, including: “gangstas”,wiggers,scene druggies, and -ssorted preps.

the first wave of wiggerness to enter the town was brought on by the 2002 movie “8 mile”, vanilla ice songs, and childrens motrin. most think their “gangsta” because they wear their pants by their knees and reveal their reeses peanut b-ttercup boxers, but some go to the extent to actually talk to black people. these risk takers are commonly only allowed near black people so they could have a good laugh. also our asian brothers are also entering into this genre in hillsborough. these “changstas” are called chiggers most of them are beatup on a daily basis, but that doesnt stop their ghetto spirit! and most of them life in sp-cious 6 bedroom houses with a 3 car garage.

the gangstas in hillsboro are kids actually, from the ghetto. like kids who moved from new york, newark, and camden. generally, they hate that they live in hillsboro and all of its white people. on the whole, they will kill you.

the -ssorted preps are freshmen ( the trend dies a soph-m-re year) that think their bad-ss that they started drinking in 9th grade, when all the real bad-sses picked up their bottles at age 9, not grade 9. mostly they talk about their field hockey/lacrosse games and getting “like totally wasted”.

finally the scene druggies, the most ambigious group in the town of hillsboro. they tend to horde at shows for “hardcore” bands. furthermore, if any of them have a fight its never fought in real life, always mysp-ce. the scenesters use the website to bash other scene kids for talking sh-t over mysp-ce, where they go on and talk sh-t on mysp-ce about the others talking sh-t on mysp-ce. most of them have no personality, some do, but not most. however all of them have really good weed.
hillsboro gangsta-
” oh my god thats kids from newark, he’s a real gangsta?!”

hillsboro wiggers-
“yo w-ssup my n-gg——–oh sh-t black people run!”

hillsboro chiggers-
“yoo niggra how yourve been doiering? you wan buy weed?”

hillsboro -ssorted prep-
“yeah like oh my god she had like two f-cking beers! what an achohalic.i can’t wait to tomorrows fieldhockey or lacrosse game, i forgot which one because im not a real person”

scene druggie-
“yooooo brooooo can i have a ciggarette ….bro?”
“yeah this hoodie was 40 dollars at hottopic”
“like lawlz, i hate mysp-ce, by the way im so mad, no one commented my kick-ss hardcore crunk default”