himstress
a man who has a continuing, extramarital s-xual relationship with another man or woman, especially someone who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides him with financial support.
he got bored with his wife and decided to have a himstress on the side. too bad he cost him a fortune.
once she found out her husband was having an affair, she decided to get herself a himstress of her own.
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