Hindrocket Postulate


as the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally h-m-erotic increases exponentially.
you: hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? i didn’t know that they like getting their b-lls sucked.

me: they don’t, they just happened to choose a gay s-x act as the name of their movement.

you: oh, i guess that’s just the hindrocket postulate at work.

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