Hippiecrit

a child of the 1960’s who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.
a hippiecrit parked his hummer with a peace symbol on the rear b-mper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an nra meeting.
one who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. in the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.
bob tells me i shouldn’t eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. in the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. he is such a hippiecrit!
the hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid “the system”, and demands a “vegan meal” at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. s/he has no visible means of income but flies to bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a “provider” in the medical marijuana program. this person often drives a 1970’s dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to “reduce our carbon footprint”. often can be found playing bluegr-ss music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon….beware-it may be catching.
if eating tempeh, drinking absinthe and playing bill monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit…
people who smoke cannabis but refuse to act for cannabis law reform.
people who would rather see the law remain intact to keep somebody who’s only criminal offence is getting caught stoned down in the gutter where he belongs.
the only effect prohibition has had for these people is high prices for getting high.
hip-ee-krit noun

1. a jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who sh-t talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.

2. a hippie who is a total d-ck/b-tch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
-“some douche said b-ssnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like umphreys.”
-“he went to a b-ssnectar show 5 months ago! what a hippie-crit!”

-“this hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after i asked them if i could borrow a bowl”
a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.
1: my dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.
one who parades as a hippie for the cultural ties and glamour, but is actually employed. and often does not smell of patchouli or other herbs.
a hippiecrit is one of those people you know who can afford to buy the “eco-friendly” brands of everything now being pumped into the market by capitalists parading as socialists (new term soon to follow.)