Hippo Hoof


a woman’s camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

copious amounts of clothing wedged between p-ssy lips. usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn’t; aka dat fat p-ssy.

it is also -ssociated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
i was walking by the sh-r-, when all of a sudden i was blinded by that beached whale’s hippo hoof.

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