hippo of dicks



more politely known as ‘hippopotamus amphibius external male intromittent organ’, but ‘hippo of d-cks for short,the term ‘hippo of d-cks, derives from the time dinosaurs roamed the earth, where there was a creature hippo-like from a distance, but up close was merely a clump of p-n-ses cobbled together and pinned into the shape of a hippo by a wire frame. this ‘hippo of d-cks’ was thought of as a god-like creature, and when bad weather came, disease spread, large fires began or caveman mark went through one of his dark sad periods, the people would point to the hippo of d-cks, and ask it what they had done to make it so angry. over many years, the actual hippo of d-cks faded into just a m-ssive pile of d-cks. the pile stiffened and turned green – terrifying everybody. so all people moved away. the exact spot where the m-ssive pile of stiff d-cks rotted away, would later be known as a town called wood green. the phrase ‘hippo of d-cks’ is today used to replace the older ‘croc of sh-t’ – when something bad happens, or something is disapproved of, people say ‘what a d-ck of hippos’.
donald trump is going to be president, what a hippo of d-cks.
did you see the game last night? what a m-ssive hippo of d-cks.
last night’s episode of eastenders was a giant hippo of d-cks.

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