Hippocricket


n. a person who is overweight and loud.
boy: “my dad said you’re a hippocricket!”

woman: “don’t you mean a hypocrite?”

boy: “no! he says you’re fat and annoying!”
1 more definition
to chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.
ryan: clarence don’t touch her hair you know she hates that.

clarence: you are such a hippocricket, i saw you do it not 10min ago!!

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