hippocrite


a squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
wow she’s such a hippocrite. she tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!
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a person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.
richard: there’s no way i’d ever date florence, she’s huge!
pete: mate, you’re no stick insect yourself, i think you’re being a bit of a hippocrite.
a fat b-tch who is a hypocrite

“yoooo, that b-tch is a hippocrite”
a blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. they commonly sp-wn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. however, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.
1) omg, that anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. did you hear what she said about me?
a really huge pain in the but. related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
look, i’m not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
a hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. the average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won’t jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. in some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). the best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their bs, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: ha! look at this fat -ss with his double whopper t-ts. was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

you-calling him out-: oh please b-tch when you take off your jacket, your gut and t-ts imitate a waterfall. you take small steps so you don’t quake the earth and wear a big -ss sweater so that your gut won’t imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. your such a hippo-crite
a large hippo. or a band of hippos (hippocricy).
youre such a hippocrite. go suck hippocricy d-ck.

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