a fat hypocrite.
dan is such a hippocryte. that fat b-st-rd is always telling other people to eat healthy.
- horse d*ck syndrome
the medical terminology for being hung like a horse. also referred to as having a very large p-n-s. girl 1: did you see the size of his c-ck? that was like 10 inches girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with horse d-ck syndrome.
- hot cigar
the act of dipping one’s p-n-s into molten hot tar then slapping someone in the face with it then letting it harden. “hey what’s wrong with amrit’s sister?” “oh, christian gave her a hot cigar.”
- hulk handy
to receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. in the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed c-ck may appear small. roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to […]
1. tofu that’s been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared. d-mn, a vegetarian came to the bbq. better serve him some impromptofu.
isamal is a type of girl who likes rap, likes to cheer, likes to run things and likes to be herself. she always has something on her mind. she loves her family even if she wont admit it to herself. she is very social and has many friends, unlike sister who usually stays to herself. […]