hippopotamus
a fat woman
“d-mn she a hippopotamus”
a fat water cow
the ballet chick from fantasia
a really cool opotamus.
q: is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
a: a really cool opotamus!
an over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. hippopotami live in african rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of africa. they have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy hippo s-x.
their primary contribution to the environment is taking sh-ts in the river, but the natives of africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly f-ckers basically redundant and useless.
yo watch out for that bad-ss hippopotamus, he’ll eviscerate you.
i’m not too worried, it’s just a fat pig, it can’t catch me.
often mispr-nounced as hip-hop anonymous
me: i went to africa and i was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop anonymous.
someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: p-diddy was in africa!?
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