hippos yawn
a big f-nnyd b-tch thats been c-cked more times than john waynes gun
i tied a plank to my -rs- coz wen i stuck my c-ck in, i nearly fell in coz she had a f-nny like a hippos yawn
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a simile for a particularly large v-g-n-, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.
a hippo’s yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park’s mr mackey.
trevor : how’d it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo’s yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
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