Hippydactal
a large, flying bird of the dinosaur age. it was known for its practice of swooping down over a patch of marijuana, grabbing some, flying to the nearest sulfur vent, and dropping it in and getting high off the marijuana fumes.
guy #1: dude today in history cl-ss we were learning about dinosaurs and someone asked if they got high. then the teacher started telling us about the famed hippydactal.
guy #2: sweeeeeet!!!!
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