Hipster Deficiency


a medical phenomenon that occurs at indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.
as i walked into the coffeehouse, i noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with hipster deficiency. i prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sungl-sses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

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