hipster doorbell
walking up to your friend’s door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. this is often because you’re both lame hipsters living in cheaper apartments/
the front buzzer hasn’t worked for years. just use the hipster doorbell and i’ll come down to let you in.
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