Hipster Friend
a hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. s/he doesn’t want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.
person 1: that f-cker! when i told him i need his help he suddenly disappeared. and now, when i meet him on the street he looks away.
person 2: nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
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