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in the realm of film–specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.
“oh. my. god. have you seen scott pilgrim versus the world? it’s the greatest movie ever! michael cera is so cute!”
“yeah, i saw it. looks like a bunch of hipster p-rn to me.”

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