Hipster Table
1.any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don’t truly understand. the chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. any furniture that involves table and seating that would have “hipster” traits if it were animate. these may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of sh-ggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1.”we found a nice young couple in vintage t’shirts to buy our “hipster table”.”
2.”i hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, i prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities.”
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