hipster tool
normally a guy who thinks he isn’t a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of spotify playlists called indie electronic, plays ultimate frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
“wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete -ss”
“yeah he’s a hipster tool”
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