Hipsterant
a urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. people sporting adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.
flavio came back from the biennale with an award for best short doc-mentary. the afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south brooklyn
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