Hipsterjism
the j-zz from masturbation that a hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer ‘in’. translation: he m-st-rb-t-s because he can’t get a date, because he doesn’t know how to talk to the opposite s-x, because he is a f-cking hipster.
a: so, how was it?
b: yeah, i wasn’t really into her, anyway.
a: but you were talking to her for a while, i thought.
b: (silence)
a: so, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
b: that’s how it usually works.
a: hm. well, what now? hipsterj-sm?
b: where’s my sock?
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