hipstersexual

a straight, usually white, male whose s-xuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

a hipsters-xual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look “fake” or like a “robot”. thinness makes her look “like a man”. being striking makes her look either “like a robot” or “like a man”.

hipsters-xuality is in essence a gender pathology:
– because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
– being understated and un-ssuming are hallmarks of cl-ssical femininity.

see also chubby chaser.
“jenny lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while eleanor friedberger doesn’t even get a second glance. lol.”
“yeah, that’s hipsters-xuality for you.”
one who believes that “real relationships” are too mainstream
“gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?” ~ anonymous hipsters-xual man
n.
(a play on the word heteros-xual)

a straight, usually white, male whose s-xuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

a hipsters-xual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look “fake” or like a “robot”. thinness makes her look “like a man”. being striking makes her look either “like a robot” or “like a man”.

hipsters-xuality is in essence a gender pathology:
– because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits. and as quintessential heteros-xuals, they cannot find the same traits to be appealing in women.
– thus, they consider co-rs- and indelicate to be both desirable and feminine, if only because it is different from themselves.
– aside from and in addition to this, being understated and un-ssuming are hallmarks of cl-ssical femininity.

more exaggerated and perverse expressions of hipsters-xuality (“radical hipsters-xuality”) include being oblivious to those female attributes which are graceful and becoming, while showing a peculiar s-xual admiration for the aspects of femininity which are distasteful or unappealing. people who exhibit this degree of hipsters-xuality do not notice, much less appreciate, graceful or becoming. instead they appreciate women in a way that, taken to an extremity, can be understood as a fetish for the monstrous feminine.
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