hipstitute
a super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as “the mohawk”, loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sungl-sses. their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. male hipst-tutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipst-tutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. this type of hipster is just trying to hard.
check out those hipst-tutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.
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