Hiram


a young stud with a big enough package to fill up like 15 girl’s mouths.
“hiram, that was great!”
a kick -ss kid that can do anything. essentially a combination of chuck norris+einstein+spaghetti cat+ samuel jackson(bad motherf-cker) times 1000. this person is usualy either a leo, pisces, or scorpio. can do anything you can do, twice as good. and kick -ss at at least one instrument, speaks 2+ languages, and can destroy anything and build it better than what it was.
hiram could rip out justin bieber’s heart, shove it back down his throat, then everyone will like him and he won’t sound like a four year old.
street for bald.
friend 1: wow he has like no hair.

friend 2: what is he? a hiram?
a small private college in northern ohio.
hiram is a great school
a young buck living in methuen ma, has a small pee pee but a big heart. likes dogs and eats chicken
i love hiram

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