historic
a word used to describe our “historic president”.
people believe president barack hussein obama to be “historic” because he is the first half-white, half-black president of the u.s. this so-called “history” making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the “historic” president is racist. in fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got “thrills up their leg” from seeing this happen.
a guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:
guy: “99,997, 99,998, 99,999!”
wife: “100,000!”
guy: “gee! that was a historic moment!”
wife: “it sure was!”
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