Hit and park
when you dont look where you are going and run, walk, skate, ride your bike or jog into a parked car
guy 1: oh my f-cking g-d did you see that?
guy 2: yeah that guy got hit and parked
both: hahahahahahaha
guy 3: t-ss-rs!
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