hit the sack… and then go to bed
a declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.
in delivery, there should be a slight pause between “sack” and “and” to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
me: well, guys… i oughta be getting along. time to hit the sack… and then… go to bed.
my company: (moment of dawning… laughs and jeers)
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