hitched


to get married; or already married
we are getting hitched.
to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being “hitched” to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
“hey uncle jim, do you know where uncle dave is? the game’s starting soon…”

“uncle dave’s h-tched, remember? he’s smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your aunt jane.”

“oh no… i never want to get hitched.”

“you’ve been raised well kid.”
the act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
i was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, i decided to stop to help and the motherf-cker hitched me.
getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.
“want to get hitched to me”
“f-ck no”
the act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.
f-ck, i just hitched my smoke!

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