Hitlers Helper
a ‘hitlers helper’ is performed when, whilst sleeping… usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. the crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your p–p shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble hitlers mustache. when your victim awakes early in the morn, he’ll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the ‘stank stache.’)
“what the f-ck is that smell???”
“hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you’ve just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper”
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