a dumb-as-bricks communist c-nt that recently ran for president, only to get beat by an equally disappointing loser.
you voted for hitlery cl-ton? dude i’m sorry. here’s a baby bottle and a diaper pin.
- tickle the general
a play-on-words for “tickling the genitals”. act of male masturbation “you gotta sweeten the deal a little bit. right? you gotta tickle the generals”
the name of a fierce norwegian family originally vikings so there bad -ss af such a fosmoen
a mexican lesbian in love with multiple people at a time. gets rejected by all. needs braces. in band but suckssmokes weed and would do anything for his one-way lovers. the wild garpinto bean squandered off after getting rejected by 3 girls in one day.
wrongker – a northern english adjective, a portmanteau of wrong un’ and w-nker. often found sniffing glue, stealing things to sell for hard drugs, engaging in fingery b-m w-nks etc. that lad was seen sucking off a dog for a fiver, hes a right wrongker
- hot carl on the cobb
a hot carl on the cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). then, partner number 1 spreads their -ss cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2’s face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. the […]