hittin’ porcelain
a. when the p-n-s rubs against the toilet while taking a sh-t. this is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.
b. when a t-rd drops forcefully through the water, scr-ping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.
what’s wrong with your toilet man? i was h-ttin’ porcelain while takin a sh-t.
did you hear that loud thoomp? well that was me hittin’ porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.
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