“honestly just f-cking kill yourself”
when you mean kys seriously and really can’t take any of it anymore. genuine desire of another individual to commit suicide.
jesus christ , hjfkys. i can’t take any f-cking more of you ian. that’s the last f-cking straw.
rolling on the floor laughing out loud for no apparent reason wow that joke had me rotflolfnar so hard xd
- turbo brown cow
prune juice, milk of mag, and miralax, aka cr-p-juice. mr. johnson is so plugged up i had to give him a turbo brown cow. it was that or go digging for gold.
- david and celeste
there aren’t any definitions for david and celeste yet. can you define it?
- feminine fishhouse
when a woman v-g-n- smells of every fish in the seven seas “coooooorrrrrrr mateeeeeeeeee what a feminine fishhouse”
- condom break conception
when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks guy 1 : that guy”s mom didn’t intend to have him. guy 2 : yeah, he’s a condom break conception.