Hlebruary


the worst time of the year for futbol club barcelona when players’ performances start to dip, and the team is in full crisis mode — according to the belief of many cules. helbruary usually blooms during the month of february and at times, extending into early march.

origin: according to urban legend, the term was coined by a member of the barcelona football blog.
hlebruary is coming! -cules prepare to be in full meltdown mode-

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