HMAO


abbreviation for hate-my–ss-off in either a literal sense in which you despise your -ss so much that the donkey will trot off and desert you for greener pastures and a better companion who will not be as verbally or physically abusive as you were….or in a metaphorical sense in which you are basically saying that you are filled with a tremendous amount of loathing for something or someone at the moment right now
shrek hmaoed his donkey when he said that the donkey was a worthless piece of sh-t that some fat b-tch cr-pped out of her yeast-infected -n-s after doing -n-l with owen wilson.

i am so angry that i am hmaoing right now with anger
hinging my -ss off, ( like lmao, but with hing hing hing, the vietnamese laugh, replacing laughing)
-dude, i saw a panda express car, and then it stopped, and chinese people came out of it. -hmao, are you serious?
hollering my -ss off.

a more colorful way to express your amus-m-nt besides; ‘lmao’ or ‘lol’
yeah, i was hmao.

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