hmj


hit my jack

1_ like hit me up; text me; call my cell

2_beat my meat
dude: ayoo where u been??
kid: idk but we gotta talk
dude: iight hmj
help me jesus
exit exam in five minutes….hmj
help me jesus
exit exam in five minutes….hmj

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