hmmmpff
the sound one makes in response to a statement implying failure of responsibility, a puzzling realization, or as a response to practically any odd, awkward, shocking or irritating situation. often used as a lazy response to nearly any line of questioning or factual statement. proper tone can make “hmmmpff” a response to practically anything. often both starts and finishes a conversation, or shows severe lack of interest in said conversation.
alternate spellings:
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hmph
hmmpff (nearly infinite variations of this spelling involving more m’s and/or f’s.)
harumpff (spelling may vary)
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boss: “that report is due monday, are you sure you’ll be able to finish it on time? maybe you should come in sat-rday afternoon.”
worker: “hmmmpff.” (tone of indifference)
“i thought that after tipping the homeless guy $20, the directions he gave us would have been in the right direction…hmmmpff.” (tone of confusion)
bert: “kenny g is both a brilliant musician and a s-x icon.”
mike: “hmmmpff.” (almost any tone, such as shock, disinterest, inquisitive, etc)
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