hmphsquirm


the art of romancing and/or wooing someone of the opposite s-x by means of whimsical words and wiggles….
…bennieball & neaniebug love to hmphsquirm…

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    to write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoeb-tch. you best back away from my man or i will write you a hoeb-tchuary.

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    slang for a h-m-s-xual. “he don’t dig chicks, he’s a hogey.” golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman. while playing a round of golf…. friend: how’s you and the wife doing? tiger: not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty’s number. […]

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    screwd worked over. rotten deal. f-cked that b-tch holed you good. man, you got holed in that deal

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    to get back in touch with someone you had a good time with last night, usually via cell phone or computer. guy 1: man you were wasted last night! did you see that girl you were dancing with?! guy 2: yeah dude i’m definatly gonna holla(r) back!

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    when a gay cop gives you a speeding ticket. excuse to boss: i would have been to work sooner, except for the h-m-cytis this morning.


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