hoakie


originally derived by mispelling the word ‘hokie’ (virgina tech mascot) while trying to address william chang. in present day society hoakie is used to describe someone you feel is out of place in society, or simply a hick. hoakie can also be used to describe someone who frequents hookah bars. please be advised that that the term hoakie was orginally created as a form of endearment towards gays and should be used sparingly.
“yo since when do you travel around with a red -ss-faced baboon?”

“oh dont worry mitch he’s a hoakie i know, but we keep him around for the laughs”

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