Hoarding the jerky
the intense build up of s-m-n in men due to lack of s-x or the much needed occasional jerk off. has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy b-lls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
man! latisha hasn’t had s-x with me in weeks! i’m afraid that i might hurt myself if i keep h–rding the jerky like this!
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