hoarker


one who coughs in a particularly nasty/disturbing manner, characterized by phlegm and most often chronic. also has the effect of making anyone in a close vicinity cringe in disgust.
jane’s a chronic h–rker. i have to eat my lunch in the coat closet so as to not gag after one of her fits.

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