Hob-Crocker


when one’s sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about crocker, from the fairly odd parents, and upon -j-c-l-t–n, one screams “fairies!” while waving their arms frantically.

term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term hob-knocker.
guy 1: i enjoy being a hob-crocker.
guy 2: dude tmi
guy 1: fairies!

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