hobbit bob
misunderstood term when attempting to say “harvard bar” in a bad boston accent while quoting good will hunting.
you: “so this is a haah-vahhd bah, huh? … i thought there would be equations on the wall”
friend: “hobbit bob? what the f-ck is a hobbit bob?”
getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
man, last night i got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, hillary. i thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
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