hobbit

small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. average height being three foot six or so. also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being old toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and shirefolk (since thats where alot of them live)
zel: when i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! and i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
sam: well, youre definately small enough…
zel: hey!
cute little race of people who exist in tolkien’s lord of the rings trilogy. tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won’t turn down a good party or open displays of affection. their natural habitat is the shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.
the elves, pretty; humans, also nice to look at… but the hobbits! they’re so cuuuuuute! i just want hug them! …but i’m afraid that i’d strangle them.
a p-n-s especially when in a flaccid state.
you got that ‘one ring’ dangling from your little hobbit ?? !
tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as middle earth. these people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why gondor used them for underground s-x slave trading because big feet means big p-n-s. many hobbits were sodomized by people in gondor and rohan. because the males had a d-ck the size of a cuc-mber they were used as displays at s-x orgies. it was estimated at one point about 92% of households in gondor had atleast 1 hobbit used for s-xual pleasures and fantasies.

hobbits were forced to ride the sh-t out of dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. this was done to create a new breed of man animals called dwarbbits which were patented by gondor and used as a work force.

hobbit’s masters would get drunk and molest them. at times they were forced to punch into the r-ct-m and -n-s of their masters and lords. this was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. during that time a hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and sh-t in a cup. once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the sh-t factory of their masters to tickle the inside of their r-ct-m and -n-s.
hobbits look weird as h-ll with those big feet!
a short -ss person.
brittany is such a hobbit
a small person with curly hair, giant feet. mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka manstruation). usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. for all intents and purposes, a manlet.
this midget is such a hobbit!
a race that exists in the books of j.r.r tolkien, namely the lord of the rings trilogy. they are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. the reside mostly in the shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. the most famous would probably be frodo baggins, the ring bearer.
gandalf: i think there’s more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

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