Hobbitch
a short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant att-tude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.
wow, that girl grace sure is a hobb-tch!
1 more definition
hobb-tch /haw – bich/ n. (pl. hobb-tches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into s-xual pleasure.
2. a b-tch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a ps2.
4. any short woman named roxanne.
note: i created this word myself: it is the b-st-rd child of the words hobbit (from the lord of the rings — short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and b-tch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy “love” for weed to impress people)
also see: succubus
last night i peed in roxanne’s hair, she is such a hobb-tch.
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