hobbo
abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with “hobo”: a person without even one home
a hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.
1) a lower form of dork; one who sucks -ssloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: “livejournal wh-r-s”) plural= hobbos
jean and nathan are the ultimate hobbos.
1. a shmuck. a fool. a person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know d-mn well that they are the hobbo
2. one who follows hobboism; jean
jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.
unlike false belief, the fact the name “jean” is -ssociated with hobbo is simply urban legend. the name is usually more fitting to those tall, spindly folk with names such as “nathan.”
nathan is the true hobbo.
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