hobnocker

a person who slaps people with his p-n-s
that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his d-ck
something gross and illegal
“you’re a hobnocker”-british dude from icarly
a hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with “hobn-bber,” which is a cool and awesome geek).
a hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs.
a hobnocker is an alcoholic.
a hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.

a hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.
that hobnocker should be arrested !
one who goes around hitting people in the t-st-cl-s
this dude is a hobnocker
1. someone who slaps others with their p-n-s and/or t-st-cl-s
2. someone who (male or female) who has any kind of s-xual intercourse with an animal, whether it be v-g-n-l, oral, -n-l or any other type of intercourse
3. someone who frequently m-st-rb-t-s publicly
4. a child molester

this term was made famous on the popular nickelodeon “icarly”.
jay-z: would you go back out with chris brown?
rihanna: no! chris brown is such a hobnocker!
“hobnocker” is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show icarly.

all of the previous definitions were written to urban dictionary after the episode of icarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

the only description (from the episode of icarly) is “gross… and illegal”
“you hobnocker!”

—————from icarly—————
carly: “whats a hobnocker?”
sam: whispers
carly: “eww, thats gross!”
sam: “and illegal”
a thing that you should never ever do to people because it is gross, illegal and rude.
hay that guys a hobnocker” or (on icarly) “you hobnocker

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