hobo cereal


a method of eating cereal without using a spoon or bowl.

to eat hobo cereal, one first puts the dry cereal from either the box or a baggie directly into their mouth without chewing it, then takes a drink of milk from a carton or coffee cup and eats it like they would normal cereal.
when i’m late for work in the morning and don’t have time to make myself breakfast, i pack some hobo cereal and eat it on the way.

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