Hobo Hug


-the act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. the desired effect being that the hugger’s urine is visible on the the huggee.

-said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amus-m-nt starkly declines.
i have to take another shower cause joey was scr-w-ng around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo finga grandpa hug

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