hobo snatch
verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of sn-tching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo sn-tching something of yours and claiming it as their own.
1)
person a: hahah look it’s a hobo!!
person b: let’s hobo sn-tch his blanket…
person a: okay!
-person steals hobo’s blanket-
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
-person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo-
-hobo steals the can of soup-
person: hey!! dude, that’s mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is mine!!!
person: you can’t just hobo sn-tch me, jerk!!
when a shaved/waxed v-g-n- begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.
“i got a brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, i’m currently rockin’ a hobosn-tch.
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